If you had asked me 5 years ago, these are 10 things that I thought would NEVER come out of my mouth:
- Stop using the Ranch dressing as fingerpaint right this instant!
- Eat two more carrots and then you can have a chocolate chip cookie.
- Do not sit on your sister's head.
- Please do not put your shoe in your mouth.
- Who left a piece of cheese on the bathroom counter?
- Why is there a trail of pink nail polish in my bathroom at 6:30 in the morning?
- Is there a reason an entire roll of toilet paper is lying in a pile next to the bathtub?
- We do not lick people....it's not polite.
- Do I really have to make you a bologna sandwich with ketchup on it?
- Why are there are rocks under my pillow?
